Christ Centered Gamer

Posted: **Fri Jul 25, 2014 1:26 pm**

There was this girl in a magical land named Samantha. She was always happy, and the queen (Tari) didn't like that.
So she cursed Samantha with.....

Posted: **Fri Jul 25, 2014 2:21 pm**

an elbow itching disorder

Posted: **Fri Jul 25, 2014 3:17 pm**

everywhere Samantha went she itched her elbow. People began to laugh. The curse would come off when....

Posted: **Fri Jul 25, 2014 5:17 pm**

She found a way to defeat the queen. Then she thought....

Posted: **Fri Jul 25, 2014 5:37 pm**

that she really needed some coffee...

Posted: **Fri Jul 25, 2014 6:43 pm**

so she traveled to al-Jamahiriyah al-'Arabiyah al-Lïbïyah ash-Sha'biyah al-Ishtirãkiyah and found the magical golden coffee beans of doom.

Posted: **Fri Jul 25, 2014 10:02 pm**

she didn't know they were doom beans, but she turned it into coffee still. She drank it and....

Posted: **Fri Jul 25, 2014 10:08 pm**

had to go to the bathroom badly

Posted: **Sat Jul 26, 2014 1:25 am**

...where suddenly her chest burst open, a young alien crawling out...

Posted: **Sat Jul 26, 2014 1:45 am**

... mended the hole in her chest and looked up into the sky and ....

Posted: **Sat Jul 26, 2014 1:46 am**

...proceeded to raise her from the dead as a zombie slave

Posted: **Sat Jul 26, 2014 2:17 am**

Samantha sudddenly knew a way to defeat the queen. She would turn her into a zombie slave. She traveld to....

Posted: **Tue Jul 29, 2014 5:08 pm**

the death star where she would find.....

Posted: **Mon Nov 23, 2015 2:28 am**

the evil queen who was actually....

Posted: **Wed Mar 23, 2016 11:58 pm**

Dora the Explorer and Chuck E Cheese wearing a costume to look like one person

Smiling Samantha