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...beef gives me indigestion. As do all other meats.

So yeah. I'm going veggie the next week to let things sort them selves out in me guts.


...that's as horrible an idea as it sounds, and I realize that, so most of my diet will consist of distilled beverages.

You just haven't been taught how to properly handle vegetables. Try some Ratatouille, or Zucchini lasagna. Assuming cheese doesn't jank your innards, you will very likely not miss meat at all.

Seriously. A properly done zucchini lasagna, with proper marinara, will melt the heart of the most fervent carnivore.

I also know several recipes for tofu that are delicious. Not even halfway joking. The hardest thing about being vegetarian is not getting a complex over it.

No meat for a week....dang.

not even bacon???

Nope. And since I don't eat plants, liquid diet it is. I'm starving but...it's a happy kind of starving.

Orodrist wrote:Nope. And since I don't eat plants, liquid diet it is. I'm starving but...it's a happy kind of starving.

I feel like your brain is just telling you this.

In other words, you're sad and in denial.

Acid reducer tablets with rantididine (spl?) such as the generic for Zantac (IIRC) help me a lot with indigestion caused by fewdstuphs.

Man up you guys. MAN UP.

The day you cannot hold your foodstuffs is the day you choose whether to be a man and deal with explosive diarrhea and hideous belching (as did our Viking forefathers of old), or dwindle into simply being male.

I'm doing precisely what my Viking ancestors would have done. Chugging mead and cursing Loki.

Vikings liked big legs of mutton with their mead. Everyone knows that.