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Posted: Thu May 08, 2008 11:08 am
by Lazarus
Run!

*bumps Pheonix into CK*

Posted: Thu May 08, 2008 3:04 pm
by Drewsov
For a hamburger today, I would gladly pay you Tuesday.

Posted: Thu May 08, 2008 5:39 pm
by Strider
Nobody loves me! *lip trembles* bye now *sniff*...

Posted: Thu May 08, 2008 6:28 pm
by TAB.TheFrog
tobymacdude wrote:Nobody loves me! *lip trembles* bye now *sniff*...
I'd like you if your a Tree Frog :D

Posted: Thu May 08, 2008 10:31 pm
by Lazarus
See Toby, somebody likes you. ;)

So anyway...
I got home today at 5:30. Man, I was tired. Long day at work, we did a ton of stuff(well, some of us... :roll: )...

and the first thing Mom says is...
"Hi Laz. There's some work we want you to do..."
As my brain wearily struggled to comprehend this, Dad said, "Let him eat supper first, for Pete's sake."

Thanks Dad...
so I'm eating...
And Dad's like, "We gotta dig a forty-foot trench by my office."
As I absorbed this startling news, he went on.. "starting today."

My brother then asked, "When are we going?"
I believe the expression of slack-jawed disbelief on my face slowed Dad's answer...

anyway, in a brilliant flash of insight, Dad realized I was bone-weary.
So he said, "But if you're tired you don't have to help."
No really, I'd love to go down there and work my tail off for another three hours... Let's go! Hooah!

:roll:

But I elected to stay behind...
As my brother went out the door he says, "Lazy bum" to me, btw.
Yeah. Right. And he's been playing computer games the whole day.

I don't feel a bit lazy. ;)

Posted: Fri May 09, 2008 4:25 am
by CountKrazy
Well, hey, your dad at least let you stay behind. ;) I was afraid he'd force you. XD So take heart!

:P

Posted: Fri May 09, 2008 7:38 am
by Chozon1
Yeah...That rips cheese...But it could have been worse! You could have actually managed to comprehend it. Parents can tell. If your strong enough to comprehend things your strong enough to work.

...Maybe...

Posted: Fri May 09, 2008 10:55 pm
by Lazarus
I think you need a doctor, Chozon.

Posted: Fri May 09, 2008 11:09 pm
by Pheonix
I think you need to work more Laz... LAZy bum! :P

Posted: Fri May 09, 2008 11:47 pm
by Lazarus
Lazy? Me? After I spent all day digging this nice six-foot deep hole that fits you perfectly?

*dumps Pheonix in the grave and shovels dirt over him*

You can rot in there for the next hundred years whilst thinking about your first and *last* mistake... calling me lazy. :x :evil: :twisted: :P

Posted: Sat May 10, 2008 12:17 am
by IceMedic
I love the board game Monopoly! :o

Posted: Sat May 10, 2008 3:44 am
by Pheonix
Mpf mff mpfp mapf? :|

Posted: Sat May 10, 2008 7:37 am
by Chozon1
Pheonix wrote:Mpf mff mpfp mapf? :|
What did you just call my left toe?

See Lazarus, there is where you are wrong. I know I need some kind of Doctor. But life's much more fun and right when you look at the world different than everyone else. See that tree?

--> Tree

You see it as green. I see it as a Hotdog.

:D

Posted: Mon May 12, 2008 2:51 am
by TAB.TheFrog
THIS IS ALL CHUNKY CONUNDRUM PLICKUNCKERNELOPSOTO!!!!

Posted: Mon May 12, 2008 3:54 am
by Strider
Blairge!