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Nobody loves me! *lip trembles* bye now *sniff*...
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tobymacdude wrote:Nobody loves me! *lip trembles* bye now *sniff*...
I'd like you if your a Tree Frog :D
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See Toby, somebody likes you. ;)

So anyway...
I got home today at 5:30. Man, I was tired. Long day at work, we did a ton of stuff(well, some of us... :roll: )...

and the first thing Mom says is...
"Hi Laz. There's some work we want you to do..."
As my brain wearily struggled to comprehend this, Dad said, "Let him eat supper first, for Pete's sake."

Thanks Dad...
so I'm eating...
And Dad's like, "We gotta dig a forty-foot trench by my office."
As I absorbed this startling news, he went on.. "starting today."

My brother then asked, "When are we going?"
I believe the expression of slack-jawed disbelief on my face slowed Dad's answer...

anyway, in a brilliant flash of insight, Dad realized I was bone-weary.
So he said, "But if you're tired you don't have to help."
No really, I'd love to go down there and work my tail off for another three hours... Let's go! Hooah!

:roll:

But I elected to stay behind...
As my brother went out the door he says, "Lazy bum" to me, btw.
Yeah. Right. And he's been playing computer games the whole day.

I don't feel a bit lazy. ;)
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Well, hey, your dad at least let you stay behind. ;) I was afraid he'd force you. XD So take heart!

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Yeah...That rips cheese...But it could have been worse! You could have actually managed to comprehend it. Parents can tell. If your strong enough to comprehend things your strong enough to work.

...Maybe...
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I think you need a doctor, Chozon.
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I think you need to work more Laz... LAZy bum! :P
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Lazy? Me? After I spent all day digging this nice six-foot deep hole that fits you perfectly?

*dumps Pheonix in the grave and shovels dirt over him*

You can rot in there for the next hundred years whilst thinking about your first and *last* mistake... calling me lazy. :x :evil: :twisted: :P
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Mpf mff mpfp mapf? :|
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Pheonix wrote:Mpf mff mpfp mapf? :|
What did you just call my left toe?

See Lazarus, there is where you are wrong. I know I need some kind of Doctor. But life's much more fun and right when you look at the world different than everyone else. See that tree?

--> Tree

You see it as green. I see it as a Hotdog.

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