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Posted: Wed Feb 13, 2008 11:31 am
by Lazarus
ChickenSoup wrote:
Lazarus wrote:Maybe their music is so terrible because they keep hopping from foot to foot while playing it.

That's the only workable theory I've come up with so far.
What, exactly, was so bad about them?
Why... nothing. Nothing at all.

Posted: Wed Feb 13, 2008 7:42 pm
by IceMedic
Grapes!

Posted: Wed Feb 13, 2008 7:47 pm
by 360maniac
Bananas!

Posted: Wed Feb 13, 2008 7:49 pm
by IceMedic
Apples and Cheese!

Posted: Wed Feb 13, 2008 7:50 pm
by 360maniac
Oranges and Peanut Butter!

Posted: Wed Feb 13, 2008 7:51 pm
by IceMedic
eww..

Cell PhonES

Posted: Wed Feb 13, 2008 10:19 pm
by Lazarus
I don't have a cell phone, and I'm PROUD OF IT!!!!

*waves anti-phone sign around wildly*

Posted: Wed Feb 13, 2008 10:23 pm
by 360maniac
So then, what would you do if I offered you mine?

Posted: Wed Feb 13, 2008 11:07 pm
by Lazarus
Rip it out of your hand, viciously bite the antenna, then throw it on the ground and jump up and down on it.

Posted: Wed Feb 13, 2008 11:09 pm
by 360maniac
No you wouldn't...

Mine doesn't have an antenna! 8)

So there! :wink:

Posted: Wed Feb 13, 2008 11:10 pm
by Lazarus
I'd chew on the battery wires then.

Posted: Wed Feb 13, 2008 11:11 pm
by CountKrazy
I contact people the good ol' way. I have my own mailman service - and they dress as cowboys and ride horses all across the world, delivering mah letters to people.

Posted: Wed Feb 13, 2008 11:12 pm
by 360maniac
Lazarus wrote:I'd chew on the battery wires then.
Don't have those either! None that you can see readily, anyway...

Posted: Wed Feb 13, 2008 11:20 pm
by Lazarus
Oh yes... yesh, those evil phones have batteries. Anyway, I'd bite the cover off first.

Posted: Wed Feb 13, 2008 11:24 pm
by 360maniac
Wow...you really like using your teeth, huh?

You know you have something called HANDS and FINGERS too, right?