Christ Centered Gamer

Now, only the best and most tastiest spam will be accepted in this forlorn wasteland of disgusting processed meat.

What about processed meat?

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Oranges.

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Apples.

Oranges.

Apples again.

Peaches.

So....Christmas trees.....

We don't have one and aren't getting one and have never had one, actually.

The girls that work in the deli were shocked when this came out. Big deal... it's just Christma - *dies*

Lazarus wrote:We don't have one and aren't getting one and have never had one, actually.

The girls that work in the deli were shocked when this came out. Big deal... it's just Christma - *dies*

I actually understood the reason for this one, I think. It's based on a pagan tradition turned into a holiday for Christendom with all the same traditions remaining the same except for the general message, so you don't celebrate it? (I know a bunch of people who don't, so don't feel alone in the world)

Yeah, I've heard of some Christians not getting Christmas trees because of that. I buy a Christmas tree and then ask Jesus to forgive me. I'm one of those Christians that just asks for forgiveness and then repeats the offense. I know. I'm bad.

And I'm going to start growing and selling christmas trees. Come get your satanic pine.

Thou Heathen! How dare you defile our Savior's birth with your pines of sin!

I like to think of them as air fresheners. He was born in a stable, I bet they wished there was a fragrant pine tree in there.

That's just wrong, Obi.