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Re: Ask the resident mercenary

Posted: Wed Oct 07, 2009 11:55 pm
by Orodrist
GarthVader wrote:Would you ask to touch his pipe?
No. I'd have much more mature serious questions to ask.

Re: Ask the resident mercenary

Posted: Thu Oct 08, 2009 6:27 am
by Chozon1
Sounds like your trip was fun. ^_^ Mostly, anyway. Stopping for a squirrel...that's just plain aggravating. -_-

Too,
Orodrist wrote: Pigeon Forge is Hillbilly Vegas.

After that we went to the Apple Barn, which was kinda meh to me.
That's so true. XD I liked the apple barn though. I can't resist apple butter, however, so that may be why. O_O

Did the weather get bad?

Re: Ask the resident mercenary

Posted: Thu Oct 08, 2009 2:17 pm
by Orodrist
Rained Sunday night, but we didn't care.

Re: Ask the resident mercenary

Posted: Fri Oct 09, 2009 5:05 am
by Chozon1
Nice. -_- All in my family, except me and my sister, don't like rain.

Best handgun ever?

Re: Ask the resident mercenary

Posted: Fri Oct 09, 2009 2:18 pm
by Orodrist
No such thing. Nor is there such a thing as most powerful.

There are contenders for specific traits though.

Penetration: FN FiveseveN, 5.7 x28mm.

Impact: S&W Model 500, .500 S&W Magnum

Personally, I'd opt for something like a Sig P226/P229 in .357 Sig. A good balance imo.

Re: Ask the resident mercenary

Posted: Sat Oct 10, 2009 2:57 am
by GarthVader
Orodrist wrote:
GarthVader wrote:Would you ask to touch his pipe?
No. I'd have much more mature serious questions to ask.
Ooh.... like why did you change Frodo's name to Frodo instead of Bingo?

Re: Ask the resident mercenary

Posted: Sat Oct 10, 2009 6:32 am
by Chozon1
Huh...fancy.

Have you ever considered planting explosives inside a balloon filled with oatmeal and dish soap?

Re: Ask the resident mercenary

Posted: Sat Oct 10, 2009 3:56 pm
by Orodrist
GarthVader wrote:
Orodrist wrote:
GarthVader wrote:Would you ask to touch his pipe?
No. I'd have much more mature serious questions to ask.
Ooh.... like why did you change Frodo's name to Frodo instead of Bingo?
*ignores*
Chozon1 wrote:Huh...fancy.

Have you ever considered planting explosives inside a balloon filled with oatmeal and dish soap?

Not until now.

Re: Ask the resident mercenary

Posted: Sun Oct 11, 2009 5:45 am
by Chozon1
That imagery of the explosion...it's so satisfying, isn't it?

How about...spaghetti?

Re: Ask the resident mercenary

Posted: Sun Oct 11, 2009 12:40 pm
by GarthVader
Ignoring me, huh? Lame. -_-

Okay, okay.

Ever read Green Eggs and Ham?

Re: Ask the resident mercenary

Posted: Sun Oct 11, 2009 2:18 pm
by Orodrist
Chozon1 wrote:That imagery of the explosion...it's so satisfying, isn't it?

How about...spaghetti?
In a bomb, yes, not to eat.
GarthVader wrote:Ignoring me, huh? Lame. -_-

Okay, okay.

Ever read Green Eggs and Ham?
My mom got me a copy of that when I was 7. Then I found a copy of The Lion, The Witch, and The Wardrobe. No, have not read it.

Re: Ask the resident mercenary

Posted: Mon Oct 12, 2009 6:51 am
by Chozon1
How do your armpits smell?

Re: Ask the resident mercenary

Posted: Mon Oct 12, 2009 2:03 pm
by Orodrist
Chozon1 wrote:How do your armpits smell?
Like my coverscent. And occasionally doe in estrus.

Re: Ask the resident mercenary

Posted: Tue Oct 13, 2009 7:28 am
by Chozon1
What's your coverscent?

I know what the doe in estrus is...I actually like it's smell better than that of most body sprays. Not my preferred scent though.

HOLY SCHNAP! I can buy some of that to wear next time I go someplace I don't want to.

Idea= yay/nay/OK?

Re: Ask the resident mercenary

Posted: Tue Oct 13, 2009 4:57 pm
by Orodrist
Chozon1 wrote:What's your coverscent?

I know what the doe in estrus is...I actually like it's smell better than that of most body sprays. Not my preferred scent though.

HOLY SCHNAP! I can buy some of that to wear next time I go someplace I don't want to.

Idea= yay/nay/OK?

It's a homebrew stuff a redneck I know makes. I don't know what's in it, nor do I particularly care to. XD

And, awesome idea.