Christ Centered Gamer

Breakfast in the 'burg is always fun. Also...I just remembered that Gatlinburg is only like 30 minutes from The Smokey Mountain Knifeworks...O_O It's no wonder why I like that place so much.

Favorite TV show as a child?

You would know, huh?

Well, guess what? That last payment I gave you. The one you took. It contained a totally lethal (but undetectable and untraceable) poison that was sprayed on the bills. And I know you were contaminated, because you touched the bills with your bare hands.

Sorry, but even if you kill me, you will die a very painful death within the next few days...

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Chozon1 wrote:Breakfast in the 'burg is always fun. Also...I just remembered that Gatlinburg is only like 30 minutes from The Smokey Mountain Knifeworks...O_O It's no wonder why I like that place so much.

Favorite TV show as a child?

Hmm...

Pretty sure it was Mail Call and when I could get away with it Band of Brothers.

GarthVader wrote:You would know, huh?

Well, guess what? That last payment I gave you. The one you took. It contained a totally lethal (but undetectable and untraceable) poison that was sprayed on the bills. And I know you were contaminated, because you touched the bills with your bare hands.

Sorry, but even if you kill me, you will die a very painful death within the next few days...

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Except that was a decoy, not me. So, you fail.

What's the point of giving someone an untraceable poison if you're just going to tell them you gave it to them?

Fear, comrade, is the most deadly weapon in an assassin's arsenal.

Do believe that "all you need is love"?

Orodrist wrote:Fear, comrade, is the most deadly weapon in an assassin's arsenal.

Yeah. Psy Ops. Got that. But going to all the trouble of getting a poison that can't be traced back to you, then calling them up and saying "I just gave you poison" doesn't make much sense to me...

Wouldn't it be simpler, and cheaper, to use traceable poison, and not be at that location?

A decoy? You'd better believe it!!

But see. I have them too.

Also, I OWN your physician (yes, I know you have a private one) and he inserted a chip in the base of your skull (which, if removed, will kill you. Your skull. And the chip.) so I can track you.

Scared now?

GodlyGamer wrote:Do believe that "all you need is love"?

Love is a series of useless chemical processes in the brain.

Chozon1 wrote:

Orodrist wrote:Fear, comrade, is the most deadly weapon in an assassin's arsenal.

Yeah. Psy Ops. Got that. But going to all the trouble of getting a poison that can't be traced back to you, then calling them up and saying "I just gave you poison" doesn't make much sense to me...

Wouldn't it be simpler, and cheaper, to use traceable poison, and not be at that location?

Probably. Bullets tend to be cheaper anyway.

GarthVader wrote:A decoy? You'd better believe it!!

But see. I have them too.

Also, I OWN your physician (yes, I know you have a private one) and he inserted a chip in the base of your skull (which, if removed, will kill you. Your skull. And the chip.) so I can track you.

Scared now?

See, I don't go to the doctor, so your point is void.

Haha! I knew you would say that. That is why I said I owned your private physician. Whether you call him a doctor or not, he still is the one who treats your wounds. And, unfortunately for you, he's on my side.

Been slowly poisoning you for years.

Now what ya gonna do?

GarthVader wrote:Haha! I knew you would say that. That is why I said I owned your private physician. Whether you call him a doctor or not, he still is the one who treats your wounds. And, unfortunately for you, he's on my side.

Been slowly poisoning you for years.

Now what ya gonna do?

I treat myself dude.

And no, I don't have MPD.

Hahahahahaha!!!!

Yes, you do. Every time. EXCEPT for that time you had that serious head wound. Remember that? Oh, wait. You probably don't!

GarthVader wrote:Hahahahahaha!!!!

Yes, you do. Every time. EXCEPT for that time you had that serious head wound. Remember that? Oh, wait. You probably don't!

Never had a head wound.

Haha! That's what you think! But like I said, you wouldn't remember.

Your life is spiraling out of control!

What to do?

Kill everyone and do it fast.