Spam 2...the next thousand pages....

[Lazarus]

OWW! AHHH! AUGH!

*glares at RJ and puts one of Pendragon's knives through his neck*

[akitoluva]

this is better than a movie! *laughs and runs to go get popcorn*

[Lazarus]

Well, it's rated R too. R for RJ! *throws RJ into a wall and he lands on the popcorn*

[akitoluva]

*closes her metal fan and clubs RJ with it*
that was MY popcorn!!!!!

[The_Pendragon]

*grabs my knife out of RJ's throat*

I'd wondered where that went!

[Lazarus]

Oh really! Did you pay for it, with money you had earned by yourself???

[The_Pendragon]

maybe not "earned" but probably.

*Throws knife at Laz's intestines.*

don't take my knives unless I'm throwing them at you at high speeds!

[a_sigint_ninja]

The more I see about Schizoid the more it's sounding like me.

Yes....

*mourns the demise of the battle topid*

[Lazarus]

maybe not "earned" but probably.

*Throws knife at Laz's intestines.*

don't take my knives unless I'm throwing them at you at high speeds!

Whoops - I meant Akito(in reference to "her" popcorn)

Look, the official Pendragon Puncher can borrow knives whenever he wants, okay?!

*borrows Pendragon's kari* I gotta cut down some trees for firewood.

[akitoluva]

*gets bord and stops clubing RJ.*

[Lazarus]

You know, you two should get married.

*if that isn't the most random thing I ever said, randomness does not exist in this world*

[akitoluva]

*stands there lost* what? gorillas?

[Lazarus]

The gorilla can be the best man at the wedding!

[akitoluva]

hmmm.. how did i miss that one...

snoozlebubub?! where? *looks around excitedly*

[a_sigint_ninja]

Laz, are you working on the next chapter yet?