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Ah, I put one in my thigh once, bleed like crap.



How doth crap bleed?

Why do so many people staple themselves.. and their feet, and their thighs( )...?

Orodrist wrote:Ah, I put one in my thigh once, bleed like crap.



How doth crap bleed?

That is a very good question, to which I have no answer.

Lazarus wrote:Why do so many people staple themselves.. and their feet, and their thighs( )...?

In my case, it was an accident on my dad's part.

The others are just psychotic.

Yeah, how funny is it that Dad's tend to injure their kids more so than Mom's?

My Dad, trying to open a knife by flipping it, through it at me.

Oh, and I've done the whole staple-foot hing, but with a nail. I didn't know I'd stepped on one until I saw the blood covering my foot.

How is it foot wounds don't always hurt when they happen?

Chozon1 wrote:Yeah, how funny is it that Dad's tend to injure their kids more so than Mom's?

My Dad, trying to open a knife by flipping it, through it at me.

Oh, and I've done the whole staple-foot hing, but with a nail. I didn't know I'd stepped on one until I saw the blood covering my foot.

How is it foot wounds don't always hurt when they happen?

Probably because of all the callouses on them, and the fact that the foot is the part of the body put under the most physical stress every day.

Really?

I figured that would be the tongue, what with eating, speaking and all.

Hmm...I just realized I spelled threw, through.

Did my intelligence physically drop with that?

Chozon1 wrote:Really?

I figured that would be the tongue, what with eating, speaking and all.

Hmm...I just realized I spelled threw, through.

Did my intelligence physically drop with that?

Maybe.

It depends on if you intend to major in English or not.
>_>
<_<

KFC?

Meh.


I like Chicken Express better.

I'm not even certain I'm going to college.

I should dye my hair blue?

Chozon1 wrote:I'm not even certain I'm going to college.

I should dye my hair blue?

Depends on why you're dying it.

If you're in Kentucky is it just Fried Chicken?

or FC?

Are you a stereotypical Texan or one of the new wimpy kind?

I would be dying it to express my anti democrat feeling on the political color spectrum. Because then I would act stupid and call myself democratic.

Or...because blue hair is boss. And Dias Flac had blue hair.

Pheonix wrote:If you're in Kentucky is it just Fried Chicken?

or FC?

I c whut u did thar.

Orodrist wrote:Are you a stereotypical Texan or one of the new wimpy kind?

I can has definition of each type plz?


I actually kind of gravitate toward the latter, although I'm not really like either.

Chozon1 wrote:I would be dying it to express my anti democrat feeling on the political color spectrum. Because then I would act stupid and call myself democratic.

Or...because blue hair is boss. And Dias Flac had blue hair.

I.....see.

Or rather, I don't. XD