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Re: Go ask the lizard-guy something....

Posted: Sat Jan 11, 2014 9:23 pm
by Sstavix
That was pretty good! Thanks for sharing!

Re: Go ask the lizard-guy something....

Posted: Thu Jan 23, 2014 12:52 am
by oregorn1997
When lost at sea, what would be your lifesaving decision:

Drink seawater, and or, eat your comrades?

Re: Go ask the lizard-guy something....

Posted: Thu Jan 23, 2014 5:11 am
by Sstavix
oregorn1997 wrote:When lost at sea, what would be your lifesaving decision:

Drink seawater, and or, eat your comrades?
Depends. Whose life am I saving?

Re: Go ask the lizard-guy something....

Posted: Thu Jan 23, 2014 10:08 pm
by oregorn1997
Huh, I never thought about it that way. Stupid English language never lets me do anything fun...

When I asked the question, I was asking about you, but now, I suppose it could be either your own life, or that of a comrade.

Re: Go ask the lizard-guy something....

Posted: Fri Jan 24, 2014 6:14 am
by Sstavix
oregorn1997 wrote:Huh, I never thought about it that way. Stupid English language never lets me do anything fun...
Me being an English major and always looking for third options and loopholes doesn't help. ;)
oregorn1997 wrote:When I asked the question, I was asking about you, but now, I suppose it could be either your own life, or that of a comrade.
I'm expendable. If I can sacrifice my own life to help others, I have no problem with that. So given those choices, probably drink the seawater, letting my comrades know that they can chow down when I pass, if they so choose. Just remember me when they get to safety.

Re: Go ask the lizard-guy something....

Posted: Sun Apr 20, 2014 2:10 am
by Sstavix
No one has asked me a questions in months... perhaps I am all out of information to provide?

Re: Go ask the lizard-guy something....

Posted: Sun Apr 20, 2014 2:11 am
by ScotchRobbins
J.R.R. Tolkien?

Re: Go ask the lizard-guy something....

Posted: Sun Apr 20, 2014 8:43 am
by Chozon1
Is throwing eggs at people considered wrong?

Re: Go ask the lizard-guy something....

Posted: Sun Apr 20, 2014 8:49 am
by Sstavix
ScotchRobbins wrote:J.R.R. Tolkien?
He was an author, wasn't he? Wrote something about rings or halflings or something like that....

Kidding aside, I like the stories he generated, but like many English authors, I found his style to be a bit dry.
Chozon1 wrote:Is throwing eggs at people considered wrong?
Depends. Are they boiled eggs, or raw?

Actually, when I think about it, throwing eggs at people is considered wrong no matter how they're cooked (or not, as the case may be). So, yes.

Re: Go ask the lizard-guy something....

Posted: Sun Apr 20, 2014 6:25 pm
by Emwok
Boiled eggs would hurt more if they're hard boiled. Raw eggs... That's just gross.

Tacos or burritos?

Re: Go ask the lizard-guy something....

Posted: Mon Apr 21, 2014 12:57 am
by Chozon1
I dunno man...seems like a pretty painless way to wreak vengeance.

How was your Easter?

Re: Go ask the lizard-guy something....

Posted: Mon Apr 21, 2014 8:06 pm
by Sstavix
Emwok wrote: Tacos or burritos?
Tough call. I like the substance of a burrito, but the crunch of a taco. Needless to say, when someone at Taco Bell figured out a way to combine the two by putting Fritos in a burrito... well, that guy (or gal) was a genius, pure and simple.
Chozon1 wrote: How was your Easter?
It went well! We attended church, where I helped my wife with her class (she teaches some of the kids - we had a lesson about the last days of Jesus using plastic Easter eggs :) ). Afterwards, we all headed over to a park where the little lizards got to use the scooters they received earlier that day. Then we dug up some raspberry plants to transplant on our property. So all in all, pretty good. How was yours?

Re: Go ask the lizard-guy something....

Posted: Tue Apr 22, 2014 6:01 am
by Chozon1
Awesome. ^_^ Mine was pretty good as well. We had some family over and ate ridiculous amounts of food, followed by an easter egg hunt.

Pumpkin eater?

Re: Go ask the lizard-guy something....

Posted: Tue Apr 22, 2014 6:31 am
by Sstavix
Chozon1 wrote: Pumpkin eater?
My name is not Peter. So only in the form of a pie, and with lots of whipped cream.

Re: Go ask the lizard-guy something....

Posted: Wed Apr 23, 2014 7:58 am
by Chozon1
Making up words to use in place of dirty words?