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Re: Ask scott.
Posted: Sat May 31, 2008 8:36 am
by Drewsov
Kendrik wrote:Brother Scott,
Can organized crime ever become too organized?
Hmmm...
I quote the case of Oedipus the King. He created a mob. He killed a bunch of people. One of them was his father. He then turned around and married his mother, without realizing it. Then, when he found out... it gets very gory from there on. So yes. But only in ancient Greece.
Re: Ask scott.
Posted: Sat May 31, 2008 10:36 am
by Lazarus
...and what does that have to do with Xian's question? :/
Mr. Scott, when I'm fifteen I want to be eighteen and when I'm forty I want to be eighteen, so why do I end up a demented old man either way?
Re: Ask scott.
Posted: Sat May 31, 2008 6:24 pm
by Drewsov
Lazarus wrote:...and what does that have to do with Xian's question? :/
Nothing and everything.
Lazarus wrote:Mr. Scott, when I'm fifteen I want to be eighteen and when I'm forty I want to be eighteen, so why do I end up a demented old man either way?
Because of plaque in your brain.
Re: Ask scott.
Posted: Sat May 31, 2008 6:33 pm
by Kendrik
Good sir,
A friend is picking me up shortly, and we will be carpooling to a wedding. I'm presently hungry. It is not yet noon. Should I eat before my friend gets here, or should I plan on grabbing food with him during the trip?
Re: Ask scott.
Posted: Sat May 31, 2008 6:45 pm
by Drewsov
Kendrik wrote:Good sir,
A friend is picking me up shortly, and we will be carpooling to a wedding. I'm presently hungry. It is not yet noon. Should I eat before my friend gets here, or should I plan on grabbing food with him during the trip?
Feast with thine friende, good sir. For feasting with two is far better than feasting by thine lonesome.
Re: Ask scott.
Posted: Sat May 31, 2008 7:17 pm
by Lazarus
Why do you use archaic words like "lonesome"?
*edit* And "thine"?
Re: Ask scott.
Posted: Sat May 31, 2008 7:20 pm
by Drewsov
Lazarus wrote:Why do you use archaic words like "lonesome"?
*edit* And "thine"?
Because it makes me happy. So it can't be that bad. And if it makes me happy... then why am I so sad? /sherylcrow
Seriously, it's mostly because I can. And also, it makes me sound edumacated, which is better than I can say for one Gomer Pyle:
Re: Ask scott.
Posted: Sat May 31, 2008 7:25 pm
by Lazarus
okay...
Where art thou, O Scott o' mine?
Re: Ask scott.
Posted: Sat May 31, 2008 7:28 pm
by Pheonix
What do we park on driveways and drive on parkways?
Re: Ask scott.
Posted: Sat May 31, 2008 8:27 pm
by Drewsov
Lazarus wrote:okay...
Where art thou, O Scott o' mine?
I have no idea what you just said.
Pheonix wrote:What do we park on driveways and drive on parkways?
Because The Man likes to keep us on our toes.
Re: Ask scott.
Posted: Sat May 31, 2008 8:59 pm
by Lazarus
iamscott wrote:Lazarus wrote:okay...
Where art thou, O Scott o' mine?
I have no idea what you just said.
C'mon man, I need answers!!!111
Re: Ask scott.
Posted: Sun Jun 01, 2008 4:06 am
by Kendrik
Great Scott,
Doth thou enjoyeth a meal of Orient origin? Wouldst thou liketh some lo mein?
Re: Ask scott.
Posted: Sun Jun 01, 2008 9:50 am
by Drewsov
Lazarus wrote:iamscott wrote:Lazarus wrote:okay...
Where art thou, O Scott o' mine?
I have no idea what you just said.
C'mon man, I need answers!!!111
Then answers shall be forthwith.
Kendrik wrote:Great Scott,
Doth thou enjoyeth a meal of Orient origin? Wouldst thou liketh some lo mein?
Hmmm. Mayhap I would.
Ah, but... What is man, if his chief good and market to his time be but to sleep and feed? A beast no more.
Re: Ask scott.
Posted: Sun Jun 01, 2008 10:00 am
by Lazarus
Do you think our newest member "satanlover666" will be a welcome addition to the forum?
Re: Ask scott.
Posted: Sun Jun 01, 2008 6:21 pm
by Pheonix
I just noticed that!
Do you have any pets?