Christ Centered Gamer

If I triple post in your thread, will you edit/delete my posts with your awesome admin powers?

If I have a legitimate question after this, will you still answer it in your finite (but expansive nonetheless) wisdom?

Why is it that older ladies love me... as do itty-bitty little girls (eg, my less-than-two-year-old second cousin)... but girls my age scarcely even look at me twice? Is it because I'm just that good looking... or is it because I play the part of the Godfather instead of the part of the aimless rebel?

Are you going to smite Kendrik?

Kendrik wrote:*kneels*

Will you marry me?

And by "marry," I mean "say more than 'hi' to." And by "me," I mean "someone who is female and not related to you."

And by "kneels," I mean "tries to hold a straight face in spite of the bizarre post that will soon follow."

Um... yes, then, if the second condition is the only one. Otherwise, no. I've got Mace.

Kendrik wrote:Do double posts in your "Ask Scott" thread bug you?

Not really. It bugs me when people say, "I seen it," or some permutation thereof. That's not correct English, people! Also, Chozon's repeated misuse of the word "your." It's "your" and "you're," man. Also, when people who can't get "its" right. "It's" is not possessive. It's for "it is." "Its" is possessive. It's weird, but that's how English is. Also misuse of "there," "they're" and "their."

Kendrik wrote:If I triple post in your thread, will you edit/delete my posts with your awesome admin powers?

No. I might smack you, though.

Kendrik wrote:If I have a legitimate question after this, will you still answer it in your finite (but expansive nonetheless) wisdom?

Why is it that older ladies love me... as do itty-bitty little girls (eg, my less-than-two-year-old second cousin)... but girls my age scarcely even look at me twice? Is it because I'm just that good looking... or is it because I play the part of the Godfather instead of the part of the aimless rebel?

Yes, I will. It's because you act like Wayne or Garth. I play the part of aimless rebel (if the girls would talk to me, they'd see that), and yet.... no dice. So it's not that.

Chozon1 wrote:Are you going to smite Kendrik?

Hmm. No. I actually thought it was pretty funny.

Does your amp go to eleven?

How do become as awesome as you?

Kendrik wrote:Does your amp go to eleven?

Yes! They asked me why, asked why didn't I make 10 louder... but I have 11.

tobymacdude wrote:How do become as awesome as you?

Read a lot, write a lot, and verse yourself in very subtle sarcasm, so that eventually, no one really knows if you're being a jerk or not.

iamscott wrote:
Read a lot, write a lot, and verse yourself in very subtle sarcasm, so that eventually, no one really knows if you're being a jerk or not.

Was that sarcasm or not? I couldn't tell.

Obigone wrote:

iamscott wrote:
Read a lot, write a lot, and verse yourself in very subtle sarcasm, so that eventually, no one really knows if you're being a jerk or not.

Was that sarcasm or not? I couldn't tell.

I have no idea.

What's your favorite color? Think about it.

Kendrik wrote:What's your favorite color? Think about it.

Why do you torment me so?

iamscott wrote:

Kendrik wrote:What's your favorite color? Think about it.

Why do you torment me so?

I'm asking the questions here... got it!?

What's love got to do... got to do with it?

Who needs a heart when a heart can be broken?

I accidentally put two different types of face wash on at the same time, a strange chemical odor started emanating from my face. Should I be concerned or just call tech support?

Kendrik wrote:

iamscott wrote:

Kendrik wrote:What's your favorite color? Think about it.

Why do you torment me so?

I'm asking the questions here... got it!?

What's love got to do... got to do with it?

Who needs a heart when a heart can be broken?

No, I don't "got it."

Love's... apparently got a lot to do with it. That's right, Tina. It does.

Plenty of people, I assume. Remember, hearts can be broken as well as be compassionate.

Why is there never enough time in the day for me to do the things that I want?