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Re: Ask scott.
Posted: Tue Jul 01, 2008 8:59 am
by Drewsov
Chozon1 wrote:Why is nothing natural anymore?
Why can I buy "fruit juice" that "contains no real fruit juice"?
I have no idea.
All I know is, people in power want money, and regular people want convenience.
How else can you explain drive-thru Starbucks?
Re: Ask scott.
Posted: Tue Jul 01, 2008 4:42 pm
by Kendrik
iamscott wrote:How else can you explain drive-thru Starbucks?
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Are you allowed to ask questions in your own "Ask..." thread?
Re: Ask scott.
Posted: Tue Jul 01, 2008 4:44 pm
by Drewsov
Kendrik wrote:iamscott wrote:How else can you explain drive-thru Starbucks?
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Are you allowed to ask questions in your own "Ask..." thread?
It was rhetorical.
Re: Ask scott.
Posted: Tue Jul 01, 2008 5:28 pm
by Strider
What's your great uncle's, sister's, mom's, great grandson's name?
Re: Ask scott.
Posted: Tue Jul 01, 2008 6:17 pm
by Drewsov
tobymacdude wrote:What's your great uncle's, sister's, mom's, great grandson's name?
His name is Holden Caulfield. Go ahead. Look him up on Google. He's famous.
Re: Ask scott.
Posted: Tue Jul 01, 2008 6:21 pm
by Strider
Should I run away from home and live in a cardboard box, for nine years?
Re: Ask scott.
Posted: Tue Jul 01, 2008 6:26 pm
by Drewsov
tobymacdude wrote:Should I run away from home and live in a cardboard box, for nine years?
No. Cardboard boxes have no weatherproofing. It'd get wet and soggy, very quickly, if it rains or snows. Which, depending on the area you live in, it'd be likely to do either (or both).
And anyway, it's not a good idea to leave home without money. Or, um, before you're emancipated.
Re: Ask scott.
Posted: Tue Jul 01, 2008 10:04 pm
by Pheonix
Where is the treasure of Jullaabobalalmatomsawherataconcertjoebloe located?
Re: Ask scott.
Posted: Tue Jul 01, 2008 10:15 pm
by Drewsov
Pheonix wrote:Where is the treasure of Jullaabobalalmatomsawherataconcertjoebloe located?
It's located near an aqueduct, off a rivulet which flows off the river of Nowhereinparticular. To get to it, you have to enter the secret password. Following that, you must remember... the penitent man is humble before God. Then, a leap of faith may be necessary. Finally, a man may or may not ask you a series of three questions. Answer the questions correctly, and you can cross the chasm over which the Bridge of Death hangs. Therein lies the treasure. If... you can figure out which chest contains it.
Re: Ask scott.
Posted: Tue Jul 01, 2008 10:32 pm
by Keero
Where do idiots come from? >_>
Re: Ask scott.
Posted: Tue Jul 01, 2008 10:36 pm
by Drewsov
Keero wrote:Where do idiots come from? >_>
The same place where all the lonely people come from. Just outside Flynn, Michigan.
Re: Ask scott.
Posted: Tue Jul 01, 2008 10:37 pm
by Keero
Why does no one visit Idaho?
Re: Ask scott.
Posted: Tue Jul 01, 2008 10:38 pm
by Drewsov
Keero wrote:Why does no one visit Idaho?
Because southern Idaho is terrifying.
Also, fear of mutated potatoes that run wild and attack tourist.
...stupid nuclear radiation.
Re: Ask scott.
Posted: Tue Jul 01, 2008 10:52 pm
by Lazarus
Dear Scott...
if I pay too much attention to you will I get flawed too? /really bad grammar
Re: Ask scott.
Posted: Wed Jul 02, 2008 12:26 am
by Drewsov
Lazarus wrote:Dear Scott...
if I pay too much attention to you will I get flawed too? /really bad grammar
Hmmm. Maybe you will. But maybe if you're not appalled, then you're not paying attention.
Just a thought.
