Christ Centered Gamer

Lol.

Uh, what?

Cubans, at least in relation to that question, are a sammich with ham, mustard, pickles, shredded pork, and a hoagie type roll that is then thrown into a sammich press. Amazing stuff.

Tofu?

Sounds yummy except for the mustard. What's a sandwich press?

It's ok. It tastes like squishy, grainy ice.

I'm not a huge fan of mustard either, but this sammich makes it work. A sammich press is basically either an electric grill with two plates that squishes and toasts the sammich at the same time. You can just as easily use a cast iron skillet and bricks, though most prefer purchasing a Panini press (which is the given name).

Skyrim?

Never played. My computer can't handle more than Minecraft at the default resolution (barely). It doesn't have a separate graphics card.

Mine either. I thought you had a console too. My mistake.

First impressions?

Nope, just a computer.

Uh, is that a game/movie?

Nah. It's just first impressions. What you feel/believe when you first meet someone.

If people eat only vegetables, is it alright to shun them?

I wasn't sure if it was a reference I didn't get or just a question.

Shunning isn't nice, but if they eat only vegetables they might deserve it.

Shunning is nicer than pelting people with decroded marshmallows. Wisdom I picked up on my last trip to Paraguay.

Sand?

True, true.

Only when it's not in my mouth, eyes, nose, ears, etc. Castles made out of it can sometimes be fun.

Truly, there is no worse beach consequence than sand. O_o

Uber chili cheese dogs?

As long as it isn't uber-spicy. I like to keep my tongue at 98.6 F

Why is the name of your thread so funny?

Because. Just because.