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[LegoFan560]

Lol.

Uh, what?

[Chozon1]

Cubans, at least in relation to that question, are a sammich with ham, mustard, pickles, shredded pork, and a hoagie type roll that is then thrown into a sammich press. Amazing stuff.

Tofu?

[LegoFan560]

Sounds yummy except for the mustard. What's a sandwich press?

It's ok. It tastes like squishy, grainy ice.

[Chozon1]

I'm not a huge fan of mustard either, but this sammich makes it work. A sammich press is basically either an electric grill with two plates that squishes and toasts the sammich at the same time. You can just as easily use a cast iron skillet and bricks, though most prefer purchasing a Panini press (which is the given name).

Skyrim?

[LegoFan560]

Never played. My computer can't handle more than Minecraft at the default resolution (barely). It doesn't have a separate graphics card.

[Chozon1]

Mine either. I thought you had a console too. My mistake.

First impressions?

[LegoFan560]

Nope, just a computer.

Uh, is that a game/movie?

[Chozon1]

Nah. It's just first impressions. What you feel/believe when you first meet someone.

If people eat only vegetables, is it alright to shun them?

[LegoFan560]

I wasn't sure if it was a reference I didn't get or just a question.

Shunning isn't nice, but if they eat only vegetables they might deserve it.

[Chozon1]

Shunning is nicer than pelting people with decroded marshmallows. Wisdom I picked up on my last trip to Paraguay.

Sand?

[LegoFan560]

True, true.

Only when it's not in my mouth, eyes, nose, ears, etc. Castles made out of it can sometimes be fun.

[Chozon1]

Truly, there is no worse beach consequence than sand. O_o

Uber chili cheese dogs?

[LegoFan560]

As long as it isn't uber-spicy. I like to keep my tongue at 98.6 F

[DeadManReedeemed]

Why is the name of your thread so funny?

[LegoFan560]

Because. Just because.