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Re: The Adventures of Dan and Jason the Eggs
Posted: Sat Jul 23, 2016 2:11 am
by amberchick
I suppose I didn't make my intent clear enough XD Oh well . . .
Anyway, back to the story!
Jason's face was all disfigured, so all the other eggs came out and started teasing him. Jason dealt with this by . . .
Re: The Adventures of Dan and Jason the Eggs
Posted: Sat Jul 23, 2016 2:16 am
by ZappierVirus
Getting a flamethrower and a giant frying pan and cooking all the laughing eggs. Upon seeing this, Dan...
Re: The Adventures of Dan and Jason the Eggs
Posted: Sat Jul 23, 2016 2:21 am
by amberchick
gasps. "I didn't know you were a cannibal!"
"No silly," says Jason, "These aren't for me! They're for my human friend Bob!"
Re: The Adventures of Dan and Jason the Eggs
Posted: Sat Jul 23, 2016 3:49 am
by ZappierVirus
Bob walks up and thanks Jason for the eggs. However, the Vegetarian Earth Organization arrested Bob for eating eggs. Jason and Dan...
Re: The Adventures of Dan and Jason the Eggs
Posted: Sun Jul 24, 2016 1:53 am
by JesusIsLord713
Decide that they should leave, they use the teleporter and teleport to a plains village!
The villagers...
Re: The Adventures of Dan and Jason the Eggs
Posted: Sun Jul 24, 2016 2:29 am
by ZappierVirus
Freak out when they see round eggs. Jason...
Re: The Adventures of Dan and Jason the Eggs
Posted: Mon Jul 25, 2016 5:49 pm
by amberchick
Makes friends with the local chef. Dan . . .
Re: The Adventures of Dan and Jason the Eggs
Posted: Mon Jul 25, 2016 7:23 pm
by ZappierVirus
Hops around town, screaming because he attacked an Iron Golem. The Iron Golem...
Re: The Adventures of Dan and Jason the Eggs
Posted: Wed Jul 27, 2016 2:16 am
by JesusIsLord713
Eventually gives up due to not being able to keep up with the eggs. Jason says "phew! That was a close one!" Then the eggs...
Re: The Adventures of Dan and Jason the Eggs
Posted: Wed Jul 27, 2016 2:29 am
by ZappierVirus
Leave the village, because all the trades were bad. The eggs find a....
Re: The Adventures of Dan and Jason the Eggs
Posted: Wed Jul 27, 2016 3:36 pm
by JesusIsLord713
Nether portal!
Dan says "don't enter it! It could be dangerous!"
By this time Jason has already entered the portal, forcing Dan to enter as well.
They spawn...
Re: The Adventures of Dan and Jason the Eggs
Posted: Wed Jul 27, 2016 5:04 pm
by ZappierVirus
In a nether fortress! Jason sees a chest and....
Re: The Adventures of Dan and Jason the Eggs
Posted: Thu Jul 28, 2016 8:15 pm
by amberchick
Dan screams. There is a wither skeleton behind them!
Re: The Adventures of Dan and Jason the Eggs
Posted: Fri Jul 29, 2016 1:01 pm
by JesusIsLord713
They get into a huge punch/sword fight. The eggs win although Dan is a bit cracked. And they got its skull!
"Are you ok?" Asked Jason
"Never better!" Replied Dan "I just had to go number 1"
Afterwards they continue exploring the fortress. Eventually running into...
Re: The Adventures of Dan and Jason the Eggs
Posted: Fri Jul 29, 2016 3:06 pm
by ZappierVirus
A chest! It has 2 saddles and 2 diamond horse armor! Jason says....