Christ Centered Gamer

Happy Villager fell down a hill, got glue on his hands, ran into spam, refused to eat spam.
Spam Spam Spam!
I won't eat Spam!
Spam is good!
Spam is short for Spiced Ham.
Spam! Spam! Spam!
I still won't eat it.
Then why is it glued to your fingers?
Because I ran into glue while I fell down the hill! I got Spam on my hands and I can't get it off!
Then eat the Spam off!
Fine, Fine, I'll eat the Spam.
Wonderful Spam!
Wow, it was better than I expected.
Spam Spam Spam!
I want more!
Excellent Spam! Wonderful Spam! Spam Spam Spam!

Someone
Probably
Accepts
Me

Somewhere
People
Allow
Miracles

Sometimes
Perfection
Adjusts
Mentality

Sticky
Pears
And
Massive

Stinky
Plump
Apples
Mark

Silly
Phlying (??)
Angry
Mammals

Dan! Dan!
What?
Zombies.

Dan! Dan!
(getting annoyed) What?
Skeletons.

Dan! Dan!
(annoyed) What!?
Spiders.

Dan! Dan!
(very annoyed) What Now!?!?!?
Creepers.
AHHHHHHH!!!!!!
AHHHHHHH!!!!!!

I got hungry.
S.P.A.M
Okies, I'm good.
Peace!

Dan! Dan!
What?
Do you like SPAM?
No.
Have you tried SPAM?
No.
How do you know you don't like SPAM?
Good Point. (tries SPAM) Yummm!
See my point?
Yeah! I love SPAM!

This nonsense post is brought to you by the letter "S" and by the number "299"!
Woot! Woot!

Interview with SPAM, by Dan.
Hi SPAM!
Hi.
Do you like being eaten?
No! Who would want to be eaten!?!? I know I don't want
(Dan interrupts) Chomp! (Dan eats SPAM)
(SPAM from stomach) What are you doing!?!? I don't like being eaten!
I just love eating SPAM!
(SPAM sighs)

ZappierVirus wrote:Interview with SPAM, by Dan.
Hi SPAM!
Hi.
Do you like being eaten?
No! Who would want to be eaten!?!? I know I don't want
(Dan interrupts) Chomp! (Dan eats SPAM)
(SPAM from stomach) What are you doing!?!? I don't like being eaten!
I just love eating SPAM!
(SPAM sighs)

I only have one thing to say about this:

LOL!

Posting that reminds me of an episode of The Garfield Show where Garfield is teleported to lasagna planet. Garfield's favorite food is lasagna so he starts eating the lasagna people. Kinda crazy.

ZappierVirus wrote:Posting that reminds me of an episode of The Garfield Show where Garfield is teleported to lasagna planet. Garfield's favorite food is lasagna so he starts eating the lasagna people. Kinda crazy.

Garfield Rox Sox!

Villager reporter comes in saying, "Welcome to Villager News!"

Villager child comes in and interrupts the reporter, the reporter throws a block to the other side of the room saying "go play with some blocks child!"
"Cough Cough, sorry dust in my mouth. Anyways BREAKING NEWS! We are at war with our arch rivals, the zombies. They seem to be stronger than we imagined! AAAAAHHH!! Breaking news! The skeletons, spiders, zombie pigmen, slimes, mag..."

Villager 51 runs in asking the reporter for a glass of juice. He replies with "um EXCUSE ME! I am trying to report the latest news here. And you're not helping!" Villager 51 runs out crying.

The villager reporter continues with saying "magma cubes, and every other hostile mob in the world! Villager number 10, what do you have to say about the war?"
"Thank you villager 100! (villager 100 is the reporter) War is not good so far. The zombies are stronger than we thought. They are carrying TNT with them and blowing them up in our beautiful homes!" (he mumbles under his breath) "...and the iron golems we hired have REALLY terrible services...charging us 100$ an hour for killing 5 hostile mobs..."

Villager 100 says "Thank you villager number 100! As you can see we are losing the war. AHHHH this can't be!" (runs out of the room screaming)
Villager number 32 comes in with a chocolate bar and then notices the camera is focusing on him. He is shocked and drops the chocolate bar. He then says "Is this how villager news normally ends?"

And that is day 1 of villager news! See you guys tomorrow! The camera villager says under his breath "If we can get the reporter back"

There are a few youtube videos of villagers news that different people have made. They are really short and animated. Look up "Villager News" on google and a few videos should pop up! They are really funny.

So I made up my own Villager News story.