The only thing that knife looks any good for is cleaning one's fingernails.

Sad that nobody has made a mini-chainsaw-knife yet?
Modern damascus steel is no better than normal steel and what may I ask is so great about ivory handles? They're no better than wood.Orodrist wrote:Laz, that knife's damascus steel with a handle made out of friggin mammoth ivory. Tis a pretty useful thing.
It would run off a battery.Orodrist wrote:Because carrying gasoline in one's pocket is a great idea amirite?