Christ Centered Gamer

Obigone wrote:If you had thirty pounds of firewood, and set it on fire, how many bears would start eating blueberries?

None, because if the rabbi changed the lightbulb, and the priest held the ladder, then... wait, what? Not a rabbi, priest and televangelist joke?

Kendrik wrote:Ask Scott and Drew...

How's that DID treating you (plural form)?

I honestly have no idea what this question means, so I'll just answer it anyway.

It's treating me fine, but it'd be even better if it was a DONE.

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Lazarus wrote:Drew, why did Obi edit the thread title?

Scott, should I resist the temptation to, uh... edit it?

Because Obi misses being a mod, in his heart of hearts.

And, yes. Resist.

Instead, go into the water and join the newest army in the world... the army on waterskis.

Drewsov wrote:Instead, go into the water and join the newest army in the world... the army on waterskis.

Don't you mean... Go into the water; live there, die there?

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Psychology Fact of the Day: Dissociative Identity Disorder... it's what a lot of people call Schizophrenia... even though the two aren't really the same at all. It used to be called Multiple Personality Disorder... but was changed for some reason some time ago.

Who in the world is Jonathan Andrews?

<_< You don't have to answer that.

Do you think picking up Gears 2 today will rock my socks, or roll my socks.?

OHhhhhh!

Seriously, I didn't know til Keero said that.

Um... am I an ignoramus?

Kendrik wrote:

Drewsov wrote:Instead, go into the water and join the newest army in the world... the army on waterskis.

Don't you mean... Go into the water; live there, die there?

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Psychology Fact of the Day: Dissociative Identity Disorder... it's what a lot of people call Schizophrenia... even though the two aren't really the same at all. It used to be called Multiple Personality Disorder... but was changed for some reason some time ago.

Hey, I have that!

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But not really. And yes, I mean go into the water, live there, die there... but that song also mentions an army on waterskis. Which is completely frepic.

Lazarus wrote:Who in the world is Jonathan Andrews?

A Keebler elf.

Keero wrote:<_< You don't have to answer that.

Too late.

Keero wrote:Do you think picking up Gears 2 today will rock my socks, or roll my socks.?

Both.

Lazarus wrote:OHhhhhh!

Seriously, I didn't know til Keero said that.

Um... am I an ignoramus?

Yes. Yes, you are.

I'd get that looked at, if I were you.

Drewsov wrote:

Chozon1 wrote:Should Chikin find some type of meds?

Judging from his forum posts... yes.

But since I don't know how he is in real life... no.

Meds are scary, scary things.

It's okay. With me, you can post p. much anything and I won't get offended. No need to tiptoe around shady subjects

what I mean is, stop taking stuff so seriously plz

o ya, a question. y u do whut u do, IRL

wat b yr inspiration

Why has Soup been posting oddly in the last 2 months or so?

Would you get very disappointed too if your one year old nephew knocked over your Gears of War 2 game inside your 360 that was standing up, thus making the game not load past the menus when the only game play you got was 3 minutes of the tutorial meaning you have to take said game back to Gamestop to exchange it since the console's fall made a nice amount of scratches on it? Or is it just me?

Keero wrote:Why has Soup been posting oddly in the last 2 months or so?

Would you get very disappointed too if your one year old nephew knocked over your Gears of War 2 game inside your 360 that was standing up, thus making the game not load past the menus when the only game play you got was 3 minutes of the tutorial meaning you have to take said game back to Gamestop to exchange it since the console's fall made a nice amount of scratches on it? Or is it just me?

I don't know why.

What I would say is that it is absolutely imperative that you have your 360 laying flat to prevent that sort of thing from happening again. Not only is it safer (so the nephew doesn't knock it over), but it taxes the system less, so that you don't have as many problems with games not reading. In other words... lay your system down, Jon.

That sounded epic.

Should I use my sister to sell my firewood?

Chozon1 wrote:That sounded epic.

Should I use my sister to sell my firewood?

I need more info. In what capacity would you use her?

Uh...See, she can get of a ticket by just existing, so I figured if I duct taped her to a chair in front of my firewood stand, I could attract more people.

Chozon1 wrote:Uh...See, she can get of a ticket by just existing, so I figured if I duct taped her to a chair in front of my firewood stand, I could attract more people.

Hmm. That could constitute something or other. I don't know. Maybe... you could just ask her nicely?

I have the option to use duct tape, yet you'd rather I ask?

Chozon1 wrote:I have the option to use duct tape, yet you'd rather I ask?

Use of duct tape in that manner could constitute wrongful imprisonment or kidnapping.

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