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If you're a heathen, why are your socks so holey?
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Orodrist wrote:Smoking?
I had a cigar once during my bachelor party. It was okay. I burned my thumb badly on a lighter. It's not something I would rush out to do again, but I don't have a major problem with it either. Except for jerks who smoke in doorways or at bus stops. Grr.

As for, shall we say, "other smoking" (the kind that is not so frowned upon in Colorado and Washington), I tried it a couple of times in my early 20's. Really didn't care for it much. But I am for legalization (with regulation/taxation).

And no, there were no strippers at my bachelor party. XD
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Oh so guilty. Also, remember him being in the Naked Gun movies? The last one came out right around the time he got in trouble, IIRC.
If you're a heathen, why are your socks so holey?
My wife makes me throw out holey socks. She catholic though, so maybe that's why. XD
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Bruce_Campbell wrote: Oh so guilty. Also, remember him being in the Naked Gun movies? The last one came out right around the time he got in trouble, IIRC.
Yeah I remember him being in the movie (very funny!), yeah I think he was totally guilty..I remember the car chase in the news etc
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Bruce_Campbell wrote: And no, there were no strippers at my bachelor party. XD
And you call yourself a heathen...:p

Country music?
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Bruce_Campbell wrote: And no, there were no strippers at my bachelor party. XD
And you call yourself a heathen...:p

Country music?
I don't mind it in the background at a steakhouse, but I pretty much never listen to it on my own time. *yawn*
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I've gained a bit of weight over the past couple years, so a belt is usually pretty redundant. I do wear one sometimes.

I want my girlish figure back. :(
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Yes. Yes it is. And probably worse.

My brother-in-law, being new to Texas, once described it as feeling like standing in a warm shower.
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