This is the result of every one of our churches having a basketball court built in.
That isn't a joke. Each LDS meeting house has a multi-purpose room with basketball nets at each end. (Not the Temples, the regular churches where we meet on Sundays.)
"He who takes offense when no offense is intended is a fool, and he who takes offense when offense is intended is a greater fool."
"Don't take refuge in the false security of consensus."