Christ Centered Gamer

http://babylonbee.com/news/elevation-ch ... baptismal/

(it's a satire website)

"In the dry-off area next to the baptismal pool, a dripping congregant, who identified himself only as Eddie, was trying to get his iPhone to turn back on. He told reporters, “This was my first Sunday here.” Asked if he planned on returning to Elevation Church he said, “No. I think I’ll stick to the rivers and the lakes that I’m used to.”

This had me going. I totally needed that lol.

I love this site, I will say that most of these fake stories sound like they could have actually happened. Defintely Onion quality satire IMO.

In the Bible Jesus was bapized by John the Bapist in the Jordan River.

I think it would be AWESOME to be baptized on a waterside, but, for me, I would not be able to participate, as I have already been baptized...

yeah that would be awesome, what about a whole theme park! Jesusland (patent pending)

Oh my goodness how fun would a Theme Park be. There is a park in Florida.