Correct. I do not want any awards.
I don't care if you want to take them, 360maniac.
Spam 2...the next thousand pages....
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You sure you want nominations for "Best Female Member"*shudder*360maniac wrote:So you DONT want awards?
Hmmm.......
Well, I'd be happy to take your nominations!
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Lol, nice, epsons.
Nah, I think ill leave that one out...
Nah, I think ill leave that one out...
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Figured you might....
I hate being sick. And we're almost out of cough drops over here.
I hate being sick. And we're almost out of cough drops over here.
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What - nobody noticed I've been gone for 2.5 days?! 8O
So, what happened is - on Wednesday I was sick - on Thursday, I started coughing up blood and hallucinating. My parents quickly rushed me to the emergency room, where I went crazy and tore up the entire hospital with a chair leg.
Then they took me to a psychiatric ward, where I was sedated. Then they took me home.
On Friday, I was still coughing up blood, so Dad called the hospital to ask if the Blood Drive was still on - he had a couple quarts to donate... (He didn't even ask ME! I was going to sell it to them.)
On Saturday, I woke up with a terrible sore throat and the whites of my eyes were - black, completely black. I freaked out and hit the mirror - which caused it to break.
...seven - seven years of b-b-bad luck... 8O 8O 8O
...
Well no - I made all of that up. What really happened is our DSL service going on the fritz.
And what do I come back to? Rampant flame wars, dozens of polls, a pity party for SigInt, and the BATTLE thread locked!
I - I really don't know what to say, guys. I'm surprised and disappointed.
Especially with Arch... WHY DIDN'T YOU REMEMBER TO PICK UP MY MEDICATIONS, MAN?!
So, what happened is - on Wednesday I was sick - on Thursday, I started coughing up blood and hallucinating. My parents quickly rushed me to the emergency room, where I went crazy and tore up the entire hospital with a chair leg.
Then they took me to a psychiatric ward, where I was sedated. Then they took me home.
On Friday, I was still coughing up blood, so Dad called the hospital to ask if the Blood Drive was still on - he had a couple quarts to donate... (He didn't even ask ME! I was going to sell it to them.)
On Saturday, I woke up with a terrible sore throat and the whites of my eyes were - black, completely black. I freaked out and hit the mirror - which caused it to break.
...seven - seven years of b-b-bad luck... 8O 8O 8O
...
Well no - I made all of that up. What really happened is our DSL service going on the fritz.
And what do I come back to? Rampant flame wars, dozens of polls, a pity party for SigInt, and the BATTLE thread locked!
I - I really don't know what to say, guys. I'm surprised and disappointed.
Especially with Arch... WHY DIDN'T YOU REMEMBER TO PICK UP MY MEDICATIONS, MAN?!
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Lol that sounds like something Fred would do (tearing up the hospital)
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I figured either:
A, you were grounded from the computer.
B, you got dragged on vacation to some technologically backwards wasteland.
C, your parents gave you so much work that you couldn't get on.
D, your internet was on the fritz.
I don't want a pity party, I don't want a party, and I don't want an award. Clear?
A, you were grounded from the computer.
B, you got dragged on vacation to some technologically backwards wasteland.
C, your parents gave you so much work that you couldn't get on.
D, your internet was on the fritz.
I don't want a pity party, I don't want a party, and I don't want an award. Clear?
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Either of A, B, C or D would have been very good choices. As it turned out, D was the one. Could be another one next time.
And yes, it's clear. Clear as crystal. But not a snowflake crystal.
And yes, it's clear. Clear as crystal. But not a snowflake crystal.
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Thank you.
So, did you get any work done on the next chapter?
*coughs and goes off to grab more cough drops*
So, did you get any work done on the next chapter?
*coughs and goes off to grab more cough drops*
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No, not really. I've been too *cough cough* sick *cough cough* to do any *cough cough* writing. *cough*
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Have you been puking every 10 minutes? That's about when I can actually get off from anything.
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You forgot one!ChickenSoup wrote:blonde jokes
Two Blondes With Hammers...
Carol and Donna, were doing some carpenter work on a Habitat for Humanity house. Carol, who was nailing down house siding, would reach into her nail pouch, pull out a nail and either toss it over her shoulder or nail it in. Donna, figuring this was worth looking into, asked, "Why are you throwing those nails away?" Carol explained, "When I pull a nail out of my pouch, about half of them have the head on the wrong end and I throw them away." Donna got completely upset and yelled, "You moron! Those nails aren't defective! They're for the other side of the house!"
Did you hear about the two blondes who froze to death in a drive-in movie?
They had gone to see "Closed for the Winter."
A blonde hurried into the emergency room late one night with the tip of her index finger shot off. "How did this happen?" the emergency room doctor asked her. "Well, I was trying to commit suicide," the blonde replied. "What?" sputtered the doctor. "You tried to commit suicide by shooting off your finger?" "No, Silly" the blonde said. "First I put the gun to my
chest, and then I thought, 'I just paid $6,000.00 for these implants. I'm not shooting myself in the chest." "So then?" asked the doctor. "Then I put the gun in my mouth, and I thought, "I just paid $3,000.00 to get my teeth straightened I'm not shooting myself in the mouth." "So then?"
"Then I put the gun to my ear, and I thought: "This is going to make a loud noise. So I put my finger in my other ear before I pulled the trigger.
A blonde was driving home after a game and got caught in a really bad hailstorm. Her car was covered with dents, so the next day she took it to a repair shop. The shop owner saw that she was a blonde, so he decided to have some fun.He told her to go home and blow into the tail pipe really hard, and all the dents would pop out. So, the blonde went home, got down on her hands and knees and started blowing into her tailpipe. Nothing happened. So she blew a little harder, and still nothing happened.Her blonde roommate saw her and asked, "What are you doing?" The first blonde told her how the repairman had instructed her to blow into the tail pipe in order to get all the dents to pop out . The roommate rolled her eyes and said, "Uh, like hello! You need to roll up the windows first."
A blonde was shopping at Target and came across a shiny silver thermos. She was quite fascinated by it, so she picked it up and took it to the clerk To ask what it was. The clerk said, "Why, that's a thermos..... it keeps hot things hot, and cold things cold." "Wow, said the blonde, "that's amazing....I' m going to buy it!! "So she bought the thermos and took it to work the next day. Her boss saw it on her desk. "What's that," he asked? "Why, that's a thermos..... it keeps hot things hot and cold things cold," she replied. Her boss inquired, "What do you have in it?" The blond replied..... .."Two popsicles and some coffee."
AND LAST BUT NOT LEAST
A blonde goes into work one morning crying her eyes out. Her boss asked sympathetically, "What's the matter?" The blonde replies, "Early this morning I got a phone call saying that my mother had passed away." The boss, feeling sorry for her, says, "Why don't you go home for the day? Take the day off to relax and rest." "Thanks, but I'd be better off here. I need to keep my mind off it and I have the best chance of doing that here."
The boss agrees and allows the blonde to work as usual. A couple of hours pass and the boss decides to check on the blonde. He looks out from his office and sees the blonde crying hysterically. "What's so bad now? Are you gonna be okay?" he asks. "No!" exclaims the blonde.
"I just received a horrible call from my sister. Her mother died, too!"
A bald guy walks into a bar, and then he says to the bartender, "Hey I just heard this great blonde joke wanna here it?" The bartender looks him straight in the eye and says, "Now listen, those two guys over there playing pool are blondes, those two sitting at the table are blondes, this guy sitting next you you is a blonde, and I"M A BLONDE! Do you still want to tell the joke?" The man replied, "Nah, I don't wanna have to explain it twice!"
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I can't say that I find that amusing.
Now, how should I motivate Laz into writing? Laz, me harassing you means you can also ask for my assistance if you wish.
Now, how should I motivate Laz into writing? Laz, me harassing you means you can also ask for my assistance if you wish.
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That wouldn't be very motivating, Darth...
SigInt, if you killed the goat, I'd be motivated beyond the shadow of a doubt. Thanks for the offer.
SigInt, if you killed the goat, I'd be motivated beyond the shadow of a doubt. Thanks for the offer.
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