Spam 2...the next thousand pages....

[CountKrazy]

*leaps all cat-like at a dust bunny*

*sees a mailman and leaps all cat-like at him*

[Nate]

POEMS?!
What has ccgr.org been turned into?! A pOeM factory?!

[CountKrazy]

YOU DON'T LIKE POEMS??!! SHAME! I may not get them normally, or be able to write them, but poems are awesome, man! DO YOU NOT RESPECT ART???!!!

[Nate]

I like poems, but as Pen said, I don't like those postcard poems.

[CountKrazy]

I do not recall that...

Uh-oh! I'm feeling the Italian blood (what little there is) kicking in!

Youz got a problem with poemz? Maybe youz wanna see Vinny? VINNY! Get your Mafia hynie over here! NOW!

I'm comin', boss!

Now, tell me again, DO YOU GOT A PROBLEM WITH POEMZ?

...

Take him out, Vinny!

Sure thing, boss!

[a_sigint_ninja]

8O

I just got about three hours of sleep-and your mafia would be hurt severely if they tried anything.

[paintballjunkie]

i write poems....believe it or not i'll post one later

[a_sigint_ninja]

Sounds interesting. *looks for caffeine*

[paintballjunkie]

try starbucks they're a good place to look

[a_sigint_ninja]

No time. I'll probably just get Mountain Dew at work.

[Lazarus]

...

I wonder if there is still time to get to PBJ's house and destroy his computer - before he can post that poem.

[paintballjunkie]

nope the guards will be here soon...

[The_Pendragon]

All my poems are in my topic in the FF forum.

[DarthDapor]

I thought Darth's was the worst, myself.

Well now you know why I voted AGAINST a poem forum!

There was never a vote on the subject that I know of...

true...somewhat...

[ohnolookout]

Ghost Poop- The kind where you feel the poop come out, but there is no poop in the toilet.

Clean Poop- The kind where you poop it out, see it in the toilet, but there is nothing on the toilet paper.

Wet Poop- The kind where you wipe your butt 50 times and still feels unwiped, so you have to put some toilet paper between your butt and your underwear, so you won't ruin them with a stain.

Second Wave Poop- This happens when you're done pooping and you've pulled your pants up to your knees and you realize that you have to poop some more.

Pop-A-Vein-In-Your-Forehead-Poop- The kind were you strain so much to get it out, you practically have a stroke.

Lincoln Log Poop- The kind of poop that is so huge, your afraid to flush without first breaking it into little pieces with the toilet brush.

Gassy Poop- It's so noisy, everyone within earshot is giggling.

Corn Poop- Self explanatory.

Gee-I-Wish-I-Could-Poop-Poop- The kind where you want to poop, but all you do is sit on the toilet & fart a few times.

Spinal Tap Poop- That's where it hurts so badly coming out, you'd swear it was leaving sideways.

Wet Cheeks Poop- (The power dump) The kind that comes out of your butt so fast, your cheeks get splashed with water.

Liquid Poop- The kind where yellowish-brown liquid shoots out of your butt and splashes all over the toilet bowl.

Mexican Poop- It smells so bad your nose burns.

Upper Class Poop- The kind of poop that doesn't smell.

The Surprise Poop- You are not even at the toilet because you are sure you're about to fart, but OOPS! A poop!

The Dangling Poop- This poop refuses to drop into the toilet even though you know you are done pooping. You just pray that a shake or two will cut it loose.