While watching the Pixar movie "Up" a while back, this line stuck with me. For some reason, I had a phrase flash through my head when Dug, the dog, said that. "It's cute when Dug says it... but it would be incredibly creepy if a clown said the exact same thing."Dug wrote:I was hiding under your porch because I love you.
For some odd reason, while washing dishes just now, this silly game popped into my head. Let's say you have a dog equipped with translator collars like in the movie. The dogs still act like dogs - the collars merely translate their actions and barks into human speech. So what would you expect a dog to say...
... that would be incredibly creepy if a clown said it?
Here are a few I came up with.
"I'm sorry I woke you up by licking your face."
"I was so excited to see you I piddled in the corner."
"STRANGER! THERE'S A STRANGER ACROSS THE STREET! STRANGER! STRANGER! STRANGER! ACROSS THE STREET! STRANGER!"
"I found it dead by the side of the road. I rolled in it because I thought it would make me smell better."
Do you have any others to add? That could be appropriate for the forums, of course....
