Christ Centered Gamer

The past, the future, the present walked into a bar... things got tense.

Ummm Don't really know any sorry for the let down

Why don't seagulls fly over the bay??
Because then they'd be bay-guls!

What did baby corn say to mama corn?
Where's pop corn?

Knock Knock
Whos there
Who
Who Who
Are you an owl or what?

knock, knock whos there? boo. boowho? stop crying!

Q: Why did the dinosaur cross the road?
A: To eat the chickens on the other side!

My wife told me I had to stop acting like a flamingo. So I had to put my foot down.

ooo wrote: ↑Tue Sep 19, 2017 3:10 am My wife told me I had to stop acting like a flamingo. So I had to put my foot down.

I liked this one

A man was in a desert. He was looking for a hotel. 4 hotels surrounded him. He pointed at one and said "Nice hotel." He pointed at another and said "Nice hotel." He pointed at the third one and said "Nice hotel." He pointed to the last one and said "Nice hotel."


"Nice hotel" is code word for "This joke is not funny" at my old karate place.

I have a belt full of dumb, overplayed jokes that I've picked up from summer camp. They're all I know.

knock knock
-who's there
interrupting cow
-interrupting cow wh-MOO

I'm back because my friend insists I put in the wrong camp joke.

How does Moses make his coffee?



Hebrews it

"Knock knock."
"Who's there?"
"Ieatmop"
"Ieatmopwho?"
You do?! Gross!

Replying on behalf of my two children, Wolfyminer and Wolfymajor,

Wolfyminer says, "What do you call a flea on the moon?" Answer- a Lunar-tick!
Wolfymajor says, "Why did the tomato blush?" "because she saw Mr Green Pea over the wall."

Why did the nkickel roll down the hill and not the dime?

The Dime had more sence

If you walk into a forest and cut down a tree, but the tree doesn't understand why you cut it down, do you think it's stumped?