Christ Centered Gamer

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When I lost my rifle, the Army charged me $85. That’s why in the Navy, the captain goes down with the ship.

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What did one toaster say to the other?
I don't know!
You look depressed.

I made that joke up myself :3

How do you hide an elephant? You paint it purple.
Have you ever seen a purple elephant before? Exactly.

I have a cat.

His name is Tux.

He is a tuxedo cat, and he looks like he's ready for a wedding.

However, he's never been to one.

Maybe he should marry my other cat, Shelby...

Too bad he's already neutered. XD

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Why can't you give Elsa a balloon? Because she will Let it go.

Did you hear about the shampoo shortage in Jamaica? It's dread-full.

Driving from Carlton MN to Clouqet MN, but one day you realize the sign says Clouqet Left......
Guess you'll drive home then hey ? :/

Why did the tabletop wargamer use a file on his cheese?
Why did the tabletop wargamer get so upset when he found out his dog was going to be in a TV commercial?
Why did the Space Marine buy a 1990's Ford Focus?
What did the Space Marine say when a house full of Warjacks collapsed on the battlefield?
>_>

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''Knock, Knock!''

''Who's there?

''BOO!''

''BOO who?''

''Don't cry! You'll Find your 'true love' some day!''

Late one night a mugger wearing a mask stopped a well-dressed man and stuck a gun in his ribs. "Give me your money," he demanded. Scandalized, the man replied, "You can’t do this – I’m a US Congressman!" "Oh! In that case," smiled the robber, "Give me MY money!"

Best Joke I have ever heard!

LOL!

Lol!!