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MyNinjaPenguin
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Famous old proverb:

He who runs in front of a car gets tired, he who runs behind a car gets exhausted.
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This is a short one, i had to look it up, I'm not really from the jokes :)

Did you hear the story about the claustrophobic astronaut?


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He just needed some space. :P
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What do you call a can opener that doesn’t work?







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A can’t opener!
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Seeing as I'm a dad, perfect time for a dad joke:

I can always tell, just by looking, when someone is lying.

I can also tell when they're standing!
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A communist joke isn't funny unless everyone gets it.
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My dog used to chase people on a bike a lot. It got so bad, finally I had to take his bike away.
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I got fired from the bank today, because an old lady asked to check my balance and I pushed her over
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I was at my new house with my friend and he asked "What's up stairs?"
and i responded "Stairs don't talk"
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why did the chicken cross the road? To get on GOD'S side, BOOYA!
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I don't know many jokes but I love puns. The books of the Land of Xanth by Piers Anthony has lots of puns in there, some not too clean. It has one about a plaque with felines posterior on it. and a Tree with toilet paper on it called a toiletry and a lake ogrechobee like lake Okeechobee in Florida but of course its surrounded by ogres. anyway I will retreat to the corner before I start getting rocks thrown at me for my bad puns.
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My daughter's favorite joke:

What do you call it when Batman skips church?

Christian Bale/bail...
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Polish politics
sadly this is one big joke
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No. (Sorry)
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Here's my joke...

The 2019 New England Patriot's playoff run defense...

Wrecked...
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Knock Knock
Who's there
Noah
Noah who
Know a place for dinner.
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