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Re: The Joke Thread

Postby MyNinjaPenguin » Tue Jul 30, 2019 4:39 pm

Famous old proverb:

He who runs in front of a car gets tired, he who runs behind a car gets exhausted.

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Re: The Joke Thread

Postby sunsplace » Fri Aug 02, 2019 10:11 am

This is a short one, i had to look it up, I'm not really from the jokes :)

Did you hear the story about the claustrophobic astronaut?


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He just needed some space. :P

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Re: The Joke Thread

Postby CuteRainbowElsa » Tue Aug 06, 2019 2:23 pm

What do you call a can opener that doesn’t work?







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A can’t opener!

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Re: The Joke Thread

Postby ThoseFromHeaven » Tue Aug 27, 2019 5:12 am

Seeing as I'm a dad, perfect time for a dad joke:

I can always tell, just by looking, when someone is lying.

I can also tell when they're standing!

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Re: The Joke Thread

Postby kittycathead » Wed Sep 04, 2019 5:27 pm

A communist joke isn't funny unless everyone gets it.

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Re: The Joke Thread

Postby kat2288 » Sat Oct 19, 2019 3:38 pm

My dog used to chase people on a bike a lot. It got so bad, finally I had to take his bike away.

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Re: The Joke Thread

Postby kittycathead » Sun Nov 17, 2019 6:13 pm

I got fired from the bank today, because an old lady asked to check my balance and I pushed her over

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Re: The Joke Thread

Postby lukider » Tue Dec 03, 2019 10:29 am

I was at my new house with my friend and he asked "What's up stairs?"
and i responded "Stairs don't talk"

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Re: The Joke Thread

Postby alexnsteve » Tue Dec 03, 2019 11:03 pm

why did the chicken cross the road? To get on GOD'S side, BOOYA!


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