Freeda the Frog

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Once upon a time there was a Frog named Freeda, she was orange. She was a bank teller. One day as she was giving out some house flies to a customer, a notorious pink frog walked in, Freeda could tell this pink frog was trouble, she was about to go call the snakes to come remove this frog when suddenly...
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The pink frog ripped its skin off and revealed that it is truly a hedgehog and was about to steal every fly the bank had but then.....
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micah211 wrote:The pink frog ripped its skin off and revealed that it is truly a hedgehog and was about to steal every fly the bank had but then.....


Then Doctor Who came in to save the day! He pointed his sonic screwdriver at the hedgehog, but it didn't work! He then dug into his pockets, and...
I am the Slayer... Of creepers... maybe a skele or two... and occasionally a zombie...

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Pulled out an apple, and since he hates apples he flung it at the hedgehog in disgust! And the day was saved! :D

However... just as the Doctor left...
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But before he left a runaway train crashed through the building crushing the poor doctor.
"It ain't what you don't know that gets you into trouble. It's what you know for sure that just ain't so." - Mark Twain
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And at that moment, the Doc was re-incarnated into a man named...
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Jon Jones and flew to the moon where he established a new colony called.....
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MoonVale, after establishing the colony the townspeople discovered that a bunch of alien kangaroos already lived on the moon and didn't like newcomers, so they...
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pulled out banana guns from their pouches and got all of the houses covered in bananas, but at that very moment half the earth exploded then.....
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There was mass chaos and everyone on earth flocked to the moon settlement.

Seeing this as an act of war, the Kangaroos decided to...
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Go to the other half of the earth and blow that up but instead of leaving rubble they made a new planet where thay all lived. the planet was called....
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But at that moment everyone on earth realized it was a dream.
"It ain't what you don't know that gets you into trouble. It's what you know for sure that just ain't so." - Mark Twain
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But then they realized that they just dreamed that it was a dream and all this other stuff really happened......
Any sufficiently advanced technology is indistinguishable from magic

Shoot first, double tap, and let God sort it out

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And they lived on the new planet called, New America, Where they elected a king to sit upon the throne.
However, the king decided that...
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he hated humans and managed to kill all of them and then made the population of dogs for his servants but then on the kangaroo planet...
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