A super duck made out of duct tape drinking coffee

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Super duck drank so much coffee that he did not sleep for 3 years...
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that isn't good for him, he should stop
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if you havent slept for a full 24 hours your brain will stop working and you will sleep for 4 seconds.
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After hearing a lecture on the side effects of not sleeping for a long time, the duck then turned off his TV and immediately dropped to the floor in slumber.
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When he woke up he found he was at the hospital holding 300 baby gorillas that chewed his head off then he turned into a.....
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Giant Fruit Fly, he then excused himself from the gorillas and the hospital and flew to the local farmer's market where he found a...
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2 ton hairy watermelon named Tim then the watermelon grew a mouth and ate the fruit fly then......
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The Fruit Fly, loving fruit, ate it's way out of the watermelon.
After which, he Flew to the zoo...
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where he got swallowed by a 10,000 ton blue elephant and inside the elephant the fruit fly decided to....
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Where he found a city of undead fruit flies.
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The un-dead fruit flies tried to eat him but he was just fast enough to get out of the Elephant, in a, non-too-sanitary way.
He then flew to the concessions stand and bought...
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a nacho hat and a 300 oz root beer that he drank in 5 seconds. then he passed out and woke up in the hospital again when...........
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Some old haggardly women came in and started chanting in Czech, then, sparks flew from their hands and the fly was turned into a beautiful Cherry Blossom...
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With a slight overbite. The blossom that called itself terry went to mars where he found the mars chocolate factory. When Terry walked in the door he saw a......
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Ginormous M&M, and Terry, who loves chocolate beyond all measure, dove for the M&M and ate half of it in 5 minutes, he then...
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