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"Creed" By Steve Turner with edits by myself

Posted: Mon Jan 30, 2017 10:44 pm
by harold5187
“Creed” on the World - By Steve Turner

I came across this in a message I watched by Ravi Zacharias, and I was shocked at how truthful it was, that at the end I had to include my own experiences at the end, if anyone can relate with this; It is quite an irony what life reveals when we take time to notice...
We believe in Marxfreudanddarwin
We believe everything is OK, as long as you don’t hurt anyone, to the best of your definition of hurt, and to the best of your knowledge.
We believe in sex before, during, and after marriage.
We believe in the therapy of sin.
We believe that adultery is fun.
We believe that sodomy’s OK.
We believe that taboos are taboo.
We believe that everything’s getting better despite evidence to the contrary.
The evidence must be investigated, and you can prove anything with evidence.
We believe there’s something in horoscopes, UFO’s and bent spoons.
Jesus was a good man just like Buddha, Mohammed, and ourselves.
He was a good moral teacher, though we think His good morals were bad.
We believe that all religions are basically the same - at least the one that we read was.
They all believe in love and goodness, They only differ on matters of creation, sin, heaven, hell, God, and salvation.
We believe that after death comes the Nothing, Because when you ask the dead what happens? They say nothing!
If death is not the end, if the dead have lied, then its compulsory heaven for all excepting perhaps Hitler, Stalin, and Genghis Kahn
We believe in Masters and Johnson
What’s selected is average. What’s average is normal. What’s normal is good.
We believe in total disarmament.
We believe there are direct links between warfare and bloodshed.
Americans should beat their guns into tractors, and the Russians would be sure to follow.
We believe that man is essentially good, it’s only his behavior that lets him down.
This is the fault of society. Society is the fault of conditions. Conditions are the fault of society.
We believe that each man must find the truth that is right for him. Reality will adapt accordingly. The universe will readjust. History will alter.
We believe that there is no absolute truth, excepting the truth, that there is no absolute truth.
We believe in the rejection of creeds, And the flowering of individual thought.
If chance be the Father of all flesh, disaster is his rainbow in the sky and when you hear...
State of Emergency! Sniper Kills Ten! Troops on Rampage! Whites go Looting! Bomb Blasts School!
It is but the sound of man worshipping his maker.

Additions, based on my personal experiences...
By: Harold McBroom

We believe in live and let live, but those who disagree should die!
We believe in freedom of religion and that religion serves a purpose!
We believe in freedom of speech, Just keep it to yourself!
We believe in freedom of expression, thought and one's individuality,
as long as it doesn't offend others with opposing ideals, or in opposition to the collective consensus!
We believe in truth and justice, so long as you conform to all of the above!
We believe in freedom, as long as it matches our definition!
The right to bear arms, so long as they are on the list of those allowed!
We believe in democracy, so long as tyranny remains a conspiracy theory!
We acknowledge cigarettes kill, and that cancer is bad, but still, the earth is overpopulated and 6 billion have to die!
We believe in healthy living, so long as the medical industry doesn't suffer!
We believe in helping the needy, as long as it doesn't involve me!
We believe in charity, as long as there's no money out of my pockets!
We believe in gender equality, so long as women remain in the porn industry where they belong!
We believe in free elections, so long as the candidates come from respected universities and meet our requirements!
We believe in peace, as long as war remains profitable!
We believe in the Bible, when it's relevant in use against Bible Thumpers!
We believe in a moral ethical society, so long as it's ethical enough not to exclude immorality!
We believe in the truth, the whole truth, and nothing but the truth, if it convinces you we're not lying!
We believe in due process, as long as there's due payment!
We believe in democracy, though hypocrisy doth reign!
Life is what you make it, so long as you conform!